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# ah well
it's a handy reminder of the place of us little folk in the world

the one with the biggest lawyer wins
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 3:28, archived)
# MY LAWYER IS TALLER THAN THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)
# I wish I had a lawyer
and I wish it was brandow

then no motherfucker would mess with me

"I'll have my day in court damn it!"

and brandow would be like "Your honour, O_O" with his eyes

and the judge would be like "OH FUCK ME MAN! YOU WIN!"

and like I'd get like millions

and he'd be like "O_O" at me and I'd pass the millions to him because like, I would be scared!

and that's what would happen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
# i shed a tear it was so beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)
# yeah man, it's like, every tv movie ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)