the why bird
was good but not as good as Peggy the cat who skreetched and yelled at everyone.

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Esteban,
Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:06,
archived)
The wye bird
Is Welsh, however, has not quite managed to get to 15 degrees, and so isn't as friendly as Colonel Sanders or Hitler.
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nicey,
Mon 26 Nov 2001, 12:51,
archived)