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# *always the last to know*
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# You're missing the Manchester bash tonight you silly monkey
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Am I?
Bloody hell.

Well I don't have any money, so I couldn't go anyway, even if it wasn't a school night.

Have extra fun for me though. Stare down your top drunkenly and threaten to hit someone really big, it'll be almost like I'm there.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Do I have to do the flirting with girls thing too?
I'm not very practised at that.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Flirting with girls is EASY
I'll let you in on my secret. It's one sentence, and it's got me way more sex with girls than I've ever had with boys (being deadly serious here)

'Have you ever had sex with a woman? No? .....Curious?'


It's magic.

Edit: alright, technically a little more than one sentence.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I don't think I want to do that
:(
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Well then you can't be me.
You'll have to just be you instead. I think that'd be preferable anyway. If you were me you'd never get into any of your clothes.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)
# my spidey sense is tingling
...among other things
(, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)