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# I'LL TAKE ONE PUPPY, PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# ONLY IF IT IS GIVEN A DOGGY PUN TO DO WITH A CRICKET PLAYER.
I WARN YOU: SIMON BONES AND BARKUS TRESCOTHIC ARE TAKEN.

IF YOU CAN THINK OF SOMETHING WITH SHANE WARNE OR MONTY PANESAR, I SHALL SEX YOU IN THE EARHOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# YOU BRING THE LUBE, I'LL START THINKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# You say that like I don't carry it around with me just in case.
Although, that roofie I slipped you at the gig might have blurred your memory of the ensuing sexual experiences.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# No, I remember the sex vividly.
You dirty girl, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# *suggestive wink*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I read that as "wank" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Maybe later
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)