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# You'd have to catch it first.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# My brothers old flat mate could do that.
He was fucking fast!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Did he chase them up the trees?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
I could do that bit, I love climbing trees =]

I prefer doing it in the summer though, because I can lurk in the leafy canvas, hang from a branch and slit the throats of people walking underneath.

Except that last part..
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh, right. Fair enough.
I...er...have to go now..
*runs*
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *stalks with a combat knife*
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *blends in with surroundings*
No it's not...
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Thank fuck for that.
*stops off for a beer*
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *rohypnols*
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I feel sleepy...
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *shanks*
My work here is done...


*flies off into the distance*
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *rubs hands*
if say.....for instance.....a cruel set of circumstance prevailed and you had to pour the pork to a squirrel (it takes all sorts...) would it be better to use gaffer or sellotape?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Use both, it's the only way to be sure
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# so it would be safe to say
that i've not wasted my money on this custom built squirrel bondage kit that i was able to purchase online?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Oh of course not.
The squirrels will thank you for it.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# wicked
i have even painted my balls to resemble acorns!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)