It's the perfect response to anyone's suggestion of a stupid activity.
'Wanna play football?'
'You know what? I could totally stick my dick in a toaster right now.'
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:24,
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It also works when somebody displays false bravado.
"I bet I could climb up that lamppost and get on top of that building"
"I bet I could totally stick my dick in a toaster right now".
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:32,
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