Hahaha!Oh, I know SO many wrong stories of this ilk, let me tell you, student nurses and 'patient confidentiality' don't make a good pairing, every night in the pub she had stories to tell, you would be surprised how often the 'object stuck in unusual place requiring help to remove' happens at A&E and I must say, folks attempts at wriggling out of admitting to the true events are simultaneously hilarious and pathetic.
If it ever happens to you, none of this 'I was coming out the bath wearing nothing but an open gown and I slipped and fell' crap, stride in and shout 'I have lost my cucumber up my bottom, good fellows, and I can't get it out!!' LOL! ;)
(If it ever happens to you, none of this 'I was coming out the bath wearing nothing but an open gown and I slipped and fell' crap, stride in and shout 'I have lost my cucumber up my bottom, good fellows, and I can't get it out!!' LOL! ;)
..wil,
Sat 2 Feb 2008, 21:05,
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