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# Ahhh... Relatives and their rhymes.
When I was about 10 my dad gave me this little ditty:

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As I awoke one morning I had a lovely thrill,
For I espied a sparrow upon my windowsill.
And as he sung so sweetly I crept out of my bed,
And slowly closed the window and crushed his fucking head.

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This poem appears in my brain every time I hear a bird singing from my bedroom.

Adults can be such cnuts sometimes...
(, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 8:10, archived)