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# there is no bigger
we just have to live with the disappointment, i'm afraid. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# without censor though.
I'm just being a bit blind. I might have to put my glasses back on, but I've got weird tearduct pain again so they hurt.

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *clambers on lap* ow ow ow ow ow ow
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *strokes back of neck and whispers something into ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *snuggles*
I'm staying here all afternoon now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# aaaawww!
where can i sit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# You can sit on me
but I think dixy would then be in pain if two ladies were to perch. And I'm quite big anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# On my face?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# On your silver tongue, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Then again, I could be wrong.
If she's going up there I'm going trouser delving.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I love it when a plan comes together
*sucks on fat cigar*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Top manipulation, sir.
Although, to be fair, this could've been my plan as well. They tend to be fairly similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# yay!
*smothers dixon*
did you get his wallet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# mnnnffmnndddddmnnnnnnnNNNFFFNNFF MNNFFFF MNFFF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# you've got that wrong,
it's "muff", not "mnff"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Ahhhhh, I think he likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I could never steal from him.
Half because I loves him so, half because he knows where I live.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# oh well
if we're getting no cash, we might as well do it for the pleasure
*gyrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i have to keep mine on.
have you got a/c? that really dries out the tear ducts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Yeah, but it's not on at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# well don't rub your eyes
they will only get worse. cold used teabags are good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *teabags*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# so
yours are cold and used, are they?

FILTHY HARLOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Unfortunately not at the moment, no.
I've been busy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I don't think cold used teabags'd work at the office...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ah.
wet* loo roll would be your best bet, then

*with water, pervy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# urine's quite good for the skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i hope dixon thinks so
i just had a large mug of tea...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# *unzips*
/predictable response
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *opens mouth*
/predictable response
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# its coz its life size.
HE IS TALL AS KETTLE
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)