
you are not even the right harlot. However you do have a trashy mouth on you at times which is refreshing and allows us old duffers to act like kids again.
But trust me, I know it's the interweb. I'm sure you are far more demure than you would wish others to think ;)
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But trust me, I know it's the interweb. I'm sure you are far more demure than you would wish others to think ;)

The truth is I'm an old lecherous man trapped in the body of a 23 year old woman.
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you'd want me to poke around in there a bit and see if I can get him out do you? In the name of SCEINCES of course.
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BUT I have lost a considerable amount of weight over the past 3 years, so bollocks to all of you.
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