I used to have a cat called Morag.She's still alive but my parents have her. She's much nicer if you talk to her with whatever Scottish accent it is that Lorraine Kelly's got. Craig's also the name of the boy who used to bully me at school so sorry- no can do!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
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