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# NO!
I shall set people on you.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I shall seduce them and raise an army of people to pinch/nip/chinese burn you!
:) I'm so fun.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I WILL DESTROY YOU
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# But I'm a delicate blossom :(
You wouldn't hurt me.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I would.
It would excite me sexually.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *finds collection of masks*
How about this, babe?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Phwoar. You are so hot/excellent/female/wrong.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# ...Yes!
Wait... What?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Lynham/sticky/hard like plastic.
What?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I'll take 1 of each.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# That will cost you
all the money in your face.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# £4.
Done deal.

*prepares*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# This whole, engage the capt' in long convos thing to bump her up to 40000 posts is going really well.
*talks to the wizards*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# "You ready honey?
I'm wearing the Clive Anderson mask"
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *legs open instinctively*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You know that Clive Anderson?
That's your mum that is.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Rubbish
my mum's a biffa bin aparently.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# You came out of a Biffa bin?
I always thought you were trash....
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Ouwch!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)