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# *Resists 'If you're a huge fan then blow me' joke*
What about if Terry Pratchett gave you a bath?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# god, no!
i'm a fan, not a mental! he's old enough to be my dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Okay then, i'll give you a bath
Whilst reading Pratchett books...

And swanning around naked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)