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# Mr Kipling has buried my only child under a pile of rubble and a tree!
yes, but he does make exceedingly good cakes.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Mr Kipling has kidnapped my children and killed my wife!
no, really!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# SILENCE
here, try this. *gives lemon slice*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *sucks*
*mouth turns inward*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# *gives you a kiss*
ooh, it's like kissing a mobius strip! A big sexy mobius strip!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)