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# I could make them gor a few hundred pounds
and have often said to her that if we get a bit skint I could open the workshop up to make fuck machines. They only consist of a bit of aluminium and the guts of a dewalt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# MAKE THEM MAKE THEM MAKE THEM
With proper leather covers and interchangeable attachments and french tickly frond things and ball things and allsorts.

I'll market them for you.

Edit: what you need is one that rapidly bounces a paddle up and down, for those who like pussy spanking. That'd sell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I might need you to
come and test for a year if you are dedicated ;)

As for addons. I was thinking I could make a machine with a basic interface that I patented then marketed the interface to dildo/baseballbat/horse manufacturers under licence.
I have thought of this. I'm one of those entrepreneur types. I've thought of everything that hasn't been thought of yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# You should definitely do it.
I'd so be interested in being involved. Sybian = future.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# You need a cube with a hinge door at the side
With sturdy and fairly restrictive foam inside cut to a human's foetal position body shapes, and then have all the necessary joylity bits sticking out.

"Help me, i'm trapped in a sex box."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# CAPTAIN HOUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)