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# :D ace
Also, I watched your song again and it made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# evening gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Good evening my precious.
Look at my profile- I have new hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# FRINGE!
and I have to admit to laughing cos, the way you're looking at the phone makes you look all boss eyed

/feels cruel
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# No I am, a bit.
My left eye doesn't move as fast as my right since that bastard twatted me- I don't know what it means, but meh.

HOWEVER I am about to change the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# frame up while looking at phone
then look at mirror to press button
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# It was meeping at me.
But anyway, changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# RAWR!
*tssssss*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Toxic shock shock shock shock shock shock syndrome?
What you mean, pretty fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# *licks finger*
*applies finger to wow*
*burns finger*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# OH I SEE.
I'm being remarkably dense today.

:D You're very sweet.

You coming to the next London meet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# no
it's fucking miles away these days
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Bah.
You will be missed.



Right, I'm off out. Tra love! xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# 0_0
that hair makes you look a bit like the one from mythbusters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Who's this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# kari byron
google her!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I wish I was her now.
www.television-blog.com/images/kari_byron_006.bmp


That arse is stupendous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# jesus!
i've never seen that pic of her before! even though she's wearing a bodystocking, she still looks raunchily fantabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Christ, yes.
I keep having to go back and look at it again.


Is it possible to fall in love with someone based on their arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# yes.
one of my exes had an arse like a peach.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Excellent.
Manwife's mixed race, and thus has a fucking amazing arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# lucky you!
also, can i be your ship's cat? i'm feeling very pirate-y and more than a little sluttish today, whuch seems to fit the bill ;)

EDIT: oops, you've already got one! can i be the ship's figurehead instead, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# That's an awesome shade of red.
The fringe looks a bit extreme though. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THAT SHADE OF RED IS ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Pure henna, nowt else.
I love the fringe, I wish she'd done it thicker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I don't dislike the fringe.
I just find it a shock sometimes when there's a big block of hair with a straight line going across the face. When it starts to grow a bit, it looks like it has awesome fringe potential.

And I'd take your advice on the henna, but I prefer the shade on women (I've never understood the ginger hatred, redheads are sexalicious)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I love ginger men. Well, any shade.
But ginger men are aces, seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I don't have enough ginger friends.
I fail miserably at attracting redheads though.
Or at least on a long term. It's usually just the passing flirt which I later think "FUCKFUCKFUCK, GET HER NUMBER YOU CUNT" and never see them again.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Home in on all girls you find attractive and flirt outrageously.
Used to work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I would if I didn't suck at it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)