i know
but all my mates are married and surrounded by snot-nosed kids, so nothing doing there, i'm single, i have no job, so i've nothing else to do!
also, why not?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:21,
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it would be a better idea to go out clubbing all night
e'd off your tits and getting off with some random stranger
than sitting in front of the computer all night
after all, which would make the better anecdote?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:29,
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if i had the cash
i'd be drunkenly shagging bouncers like the pikey girls do!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:37,
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