I had your mum last Christmas*
* didn't have your mum last Christmas
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:36,
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Indeed
A turkey is more traditional.
(Although I'm not sure why.)
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Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!,
Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:38,
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