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# Two hands, pfft.
Have you seen the internet? There's naked ladies on here.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# i have become quite skilled
in operating the mouse with my foot
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# That's the sewing machine you're thinking of.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# explains my trouble
urinating.

edit: off for a while good day my friends.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)