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# the peak of human ingenuity?

i couldn't find my wine opener..
it's funny because i was sure i had it yesterday..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Woo
I once had to open wine with an ice-axe. Messy. Yours is better... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:29, archived)
# ice axes are more rock'n'roll ! :D
mine is more stephen hawkings.. (if he could move)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I'm sure
Stephen used the royalties from one of his books to have a bionic claw-thing fitted to open wine. I would if I were him.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:39, archived)
# hehe
i'm sure a bionic hawkings have been done on the board already. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Hey B,Bee
are you from Edinburgh? Just saw the Victoria Street picture in your profile...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:44, archived)
# sorry.. but i'm danish
just fell in love with the pic and had to photoshop it.
it was used for one of the Edinb3tan's flyers..
seems like more & more danes are joining in atm..
maybe we'll have a danish b3ta bash one of these days :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Question
Will the Danish bash have pastries?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:49, archived)
# we'll crash the bakers in the early hours if all goes well :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Mental!
I can see the headlines now:

"Drunken B3tans attack bakers"
No-one hurt
Baker shaken
But not stirred
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# he threathened to shop..
..potatoes instead, says shocked baker.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:58, archived)
# "The kittens, the kittens"
says now-mad baker
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)