Take them to a Help the Aged shop and smash thewindows in with the unopened boxes. Then offer to use the jewel cases to make new windows and use the CDs to fabricate semi-sphere anti-shoplifting mirrors.
Never play them though.
(Never play them though.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:13,
archived)