Now this is the story all about howMy life got flipped, turned upside-down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
so I can make a topiary out of your pubic hair.
In West Philadelphia born and raised,
in the hairdressers where I spent most of my days.
Dryin' out, towelin', blue-rinsing old school,
and all coughin' some hairballs outside of the school,
when a couple of stylists who were up to no good,
started to spray dye into ma stylin' hood.
I got in one little fight an my momma got scared.
She said 'You're goin' to do some perms and waves in a town called Bel Air'
(and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
so I can make a topiary out of your pubic hair.
In West Philadelphia born and raised,
in the hairdressers where I spent most of my days.
Dryin' out, towelin', blue-rinsing old school,
and all coughin' some hairballs outside of the school,
when a couple of stylists who were up to no good,
started to spray dye into ma stylin' hood.
I got in one little fight an my momma got scared.
She said 'You're goin' to do some perms and waves in a town called Bel Air'
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58,
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