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# I have both hands on the keyboard, so no.
Sorry, that was a bit graphic.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Is this like the hanging up seaweed to tell if it's raining thing?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Yes. If I'm not wanking, there's no porn going on near me.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Understood.
Can I buy a miniature version of you to use as a detector around the house?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# If only.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I'll have to go back to training dogs to smell the crusty semen.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Cats'd probably do it anyway.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)