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# the true story behind any technological progress
A: 'Hey, I just invented moving pictures!'
B: 'That's great! Hmmm... ...maybe we can use it for porn?'
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# You are a marketing genius !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# A: 'Way ahead of you old chap!"
B: 'Hmm, why is my zoetrope moist?'
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# This poses a very interesting answer . . .
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# A: "I'll go invent the laminator next."
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# B: 'magnificent! you'll be able to preserve and rotate your congealed spaff for a number of years without the basic maintenance of laquering'
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)