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# vader's
hampton

(ahdanielsan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# ?
random
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# well,
according to that picture, Darth Vader has a large brown cock which he calls his "hampton". It's quite simple.;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
# well..
..if someone's gonna put vader in benn's boutique, then i'm gonna give him a big brown cock! simple
(ahdanielsan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:04, archived)
# can't say fairer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:06, archived)
# You just did!!
say fairer than that
(Plum Pidgeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Threadjack!
Anyone in Soho seen Agent Provocateur's new window display?

It claims to be partly by Damien Hirst, is called "Weapons of Mass Distraction" and says, "The only Bush I trust is my own"!
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
# wasn't there a girl on the march
with that on her t-shirt?

which came first?
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:03, archived)
# She says she did
But I suspect she was faking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:06, archived)
# I saw it on a banner (don't start again)
at the Peace march in New York... It was on the BBC news.
(Plum Pidgeon, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:07, archived)
# It was Damien Hirst
I was drawing attention to, really. It's a very gory display, not AP's normal soft porn output...
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:14, archived)
# 'The costume-loving Ben,
Was clearly feeling randy,
And stood indulging Darth,
With a purposeful hand-shandy'.
(Cheesequake, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)