and cows give humans tb
and then people stop buying milk
because it makes them dead
and the farmers complain 'make them buy our milk'
and the government goes 'milk is good for you'
and the farmers go 'yay'
and the government goes 'and clean up your act, fuckers'
and the farmers go 'NAY!'
and then they set up the milk marketing board, to piss everyone off
and yay!
I feel like I've learned something
and what's more, so has everyone else! because there were never farming health scares ever again!
huzzah!
'but what about foo...'
I said THERE WERE NEVER FARMING HEALTH SCARES EVER AGAIN
'huzzah!'
I should work for the government, I KNAAAAW NAAAATHING :D
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36,
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because it makes them dead
and the farmers complain 'make them buy our milk'
and the government goes 'milk is good for you'
and the farmers go 'yay'
and the government goes 'and clean up your act, fuckers'
and the farmers go 'NAY!'
and then they set up the milk marketing board, to piss everyone off
and yay!
I feel like I've learned something
and what's more, so has everyone else! because there were never farming health scares ever again!
huzzah!
'but what about foo...'
I said THERE WERE NEVER FARMING HEALTH SCARES EVER AGAIN
'huzzah!'
I should work for the government, I KNAAAAW NAAAATHING :D