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# I have always been in love
with Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Bit too thin for me.
Plus she's my dad's type. Her, Josie Lawrence and whatsherface out of ER. You know. Her with the curly dark hair who shagged Clooney.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Yes I know.
She looks like the wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# My, that's quite frightening.
Luckily unless you lost half your body mass in a matter of hours I know you're not my dad.

I hope not. I flirt with you. That'd be awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I smell a sitcom!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Pasanonic isn't my dad, he is slim and lovely.
My dad, on the other hand, is like a sort of bigger whiter uncle Phil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)