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# I fucking adore you.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# *glees*
i, too, know the joys of that first mouthful of soft, spongy bread, the taste of the ham combining with the tomato sauce, which has already reacted violently with the marg on the bread, the whole becoming a single bite of pure pleasure
*drools*
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# When I rule the world you're being head chef.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# you will become very fat
but rather happy
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# YES.
Better than thin and miserable.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i like your way of thinking!
*eats more chocolate*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Excellent.
I had a creme egg earlier.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I have a massive dark chocolate and ginger egg still to eat.
My girlfriend will be well rewarded for this.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Wow, good girlfriend.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I might actually be mildly addicted to ginger.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I hate it in anything other
than chocolate or biscuits or cake.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Oh my.
In my flat I have pickled ginger for sushi, this ginger chocolate, ginger cordial, and a nice big piece of ginger for any stir fries or curries.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# bleurgh.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# what, no sushi?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Not at the moment.
I have plenty of rice and seaweed sheets though, I'll make some in a few days.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# "Back in my day of course we didn't have sushi.
So we'd go to the fish shop and say don't fry it for me. Or my mum would make some out of corned beef."
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# dont want to cut in
but you are getting dangerously close to the edge... and we all know what happens when you get there...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I've been over there before.
It's rubbish.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# you got that right
and the owner of the place is a twat.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# We all try not to lose our heads?
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I told you to keep out of my fertility clinic!
*shoos away with broom*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Only when you stop making these things so delicious.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# It must be all the pineapple I feed the mothers.
That and the semen.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# If you could produce ginger flavoured semen,
it'd probably be enough to turn me gay.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Shirely you'd just forgo either sex
and masturbate frantically.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Like everyone else on the internet?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)