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# that's nothing
about 2 hours ago, a crazy woman accused me of having a dead body in the boot of my car.
i can't drive and i don't own a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hey, hey,
save your alibis for the police.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# always remember "I was at the scene of another crime when the incident occured, officer"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# the police are busy
i saw 2 of them on my way home, squatting by the side of the road, changing a tyre!
oh, how i laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# O_O
haha what?

rly?

actually I can believe that

there is some serious nutcasery in out there innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# you can read all about them
when i finish my book.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# a book
cool

I wish I could write a book
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# so do i.
it's taking ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# haha
it's good to know that your dedication to literature doesn't detract from serious quality b3ta time :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# literature? pff
a spotter's guide to nutters is hardly literature.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# well, for those of us of the "I read a book once, it was green" end of the literature market
it's probably high thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# it will have pictures
which i won't be drawing as i'm shit at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# oh, picatures, that helps with the fancy book readin'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)