If you have a fairly posh accent, are dressed smartly and talk with a ridiculous degree of politeness you can get away with murder.'Oh hello officer. Oh goodness no, we're just rehearsing for a play you see. Well no I'm afraid in a brief lapse I did accidentally stab him in the chest, high spirits if you will. So I'll just be cleaning this mess up if you don't mind. Good afternoon.'
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