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# What do you fancy? *rummages*
I have:

A euro
10 Eurocents
A pube
Some fluff
Bit of a used tissue
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I'd like a blindfold please.
b3ta has been fucking awful today and it's not just the n00bs. I've just ignored everyone now.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# It's just me and thee then?
I'm honoured, sah :)

I'm going through this site like a dose of salts.. I now have a much lovelier b3ta populated by intelligent* cunts, rather than mindless** ones.

* intelligence is relative
** mindless is subjective
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)
# plus my soundcard
has failed tragically and I don't want to change rooms so I was not in a good mood to start with.
If United lose tonight expect to read about my rampage in the dailies.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# United - that's some kind of biscuit isn't it?
:P
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I'll give you bloody biscuit.
You'll get the rough end of a pineapple mister.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# The man from Delmonte - He say YES :D
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# You need to play WoW some more.
:)
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I'm scared to play WoW
The last tattered remains of my life would be sucked into it for sure.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Well a spin off thing is coming to a console near you soon.
Or so i have heard.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I haven't owned a console since my trusty Atari 2600
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# ooh ooh I had one too.
I also had an atari 800XL and a 1200XL ( though technically computers )
\o/pole position FTW!\o/

I did buy a Playstation one ( the little one ) for times when I was on the road going to jobs ( it had n LCD screen for playing in the van )
and a playstation 2 but all I did was beat my employees (at tekken 3) in hotel rooms and then relegate it to a DVD player in the bedroom. I gave both away years ago.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Oh I forgot about my PS1 - I didn't have it for long
Sold it to help pay mounting debts. Was fun while it lasted though.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# come and join me.
I will stroke you and pet you and give you monies.
( seriously if you fancy a play shout me for a free trial key ) ( ah and only shout me in case you take it up and I win free time ;))
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Cheers - I will if I will :)
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I tried that once.
It's like a Sociophobics Anonymous meeting.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)