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# Haha! THREE? Gosh. On Wednesday I drunk 8 pints and was sick.
Only because I had a lager, 3 ciders and then saw that if you drunk 4 Abbott Ales you got a free tshirt. Retardedly I took up that challenge. BLERHGFREETSHIRT.

Pubs with a drunk Wow sound fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I used to be able to hold my beers
then I overdid it. tried to keep up with my 'something to prove' ex. Dearie.

now i'm crap but I was wearing tight jeans tucked into new ocks, thus flying the flag of the group of people old enough to remember proper music before fringes and fucking flidding about like you need the toilet but are trying to hold it in with your guitar became fashionable. That was so hard to write.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
# DRUNK WOW DRUNK WOW DRUNK WOW.
*teeses*

Write my name without looking. THIS IS IMPORTANT TEST OF BRAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# not without looking
ttssaattsr.

edit: ah one too many as. I'm leaving it bexcause I'm not ashamed, this is blue moon kid of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# You have nearly good brain. I will commend you.
...sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Noooooooo but I am weak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# So it'd kind of be like rape?
I can totally live with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I've been outside all night mostly
fucking cold it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)
# So it'd be like rape with a cold corpse?
I'm still happy with that :):)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Hexy's mad now because
I oppressed his right to go to colorado. I'm eating cereal, also.

I'm not cold now there's a radaiator here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
# No, he's mad because I had coffee and am spamming him with talk on MSN.
:( I think he'll block/ignore me soon.

ALSO:

RADAIATOR. IT RADAIATES.

ALSO:

Good cereal?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Yes it does.
Oh. And also yes it was shreddy wheat little things with suar and milk but all sucked up.

Why is this funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# HURRR INNUENDO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I feel weird Im' goingto take my coat off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
# That's a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I'm not mad!
I'm fucking FURIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Nooo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)