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# what I don't get about unreal
is why do the things the soldiers are wearing have so many lights on it all the time

surely that's not a good idea, being a walking xmas tree when people are wanting to shoot at you
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# More lights = More after mission custard
Its a dare or something, I dont know.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# that must be it
:D

(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Because Unreal Tournament was actually a highly evolved gay martial art.
The lights are hints towards their broadway musical roots.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# ah
but in unreal2 they have them too

so it's a deep space multiplanetary gay pride march of homo erotic warfare aside from the mining company bald warrior chicks who for some reason are naked in their partially transparent armour

(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)