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# Buy him a porno and a few pints.
And tell him to piss off and stop bothering you because you're having sex*




*terms and conditions apply - being larger than him would be a preference
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I am larger in mass
but less muscular and without his martial arts training. This is a subtle way of mentioning that I'm a fat bastard.

He will be fine as long as I can stop him calling her for 3 days I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh for Pete's sake, he sounds like a fucking pussy.
Stab him and use him for bologneses, he's obviously useless to society.

*stomps about*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# aaaaaaaargh!
Capt's gone postal.... break out the emergency Jaffa Cakes!!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)