I prefer 'drooling like a blind dyke at a fish market'.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:45,
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"sweating like a paedophile in a playgroup"
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:47,
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