I haven't been to a 'party' in years
I have no idea what I'd do. Probably stand outside smoking and sneering at everyone else.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:21,
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I've never been to one, never understood how standing around in vast groups and drinking was entertaining.
I thought that perhaps the alcohol pushed people to a point of zen readiness so that the collective mass could then calculate like a quantum processor, but I never found any evidence.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:24,
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That and it makes playing twister really quite funny.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:27,
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I wouldn't know.
I do however know that sexual activity seems to make you prone to straining shoulders, arms and backs for some reason.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:31,
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You should probably wash your hands of it
altogether.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:34,
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