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# oh god,
not another one :(

my mate's getting married this summer (2 days before my birthday, i'm certain it's so i don't forget her anniversary) and if i was a lass i'd be maid of honour, or at least a bridesmaid.

i just don't look that good in a crimson dress
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Apparently I'm going to be ushering at my sister's wedding next spring.
I'm worried she might want me to cut my hair.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# my sister
didn't make me cut mine, my mum was reet pissed off.

just realised this isn't my sister's wedding, but my cousin's a year later, but still photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v125/56/14/745030978/n745030978_548850_5791.jpg
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Do they really need all those body guards?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# i can't answer that sir
please look to your left

*shoots with tranquilliser dart*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Why do so many of my nights end this way?
*collapses*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)