HahaI used to goad a friend into calling the 'AIDS helpline' when we were young.
He phoned about five times in a row with all sorts of filthy (hetero) stories.
The last one he told was 'I was simul-poking two girls at a party and then I licked my fingers.
Could I have got the AIDS?' and the bloke on the other end said 'You've got a great
imagination and your stories have been, up until now, pretty erotic but could you please
get the fuck off the phone and let the homos have a chance'.
FACT.
(He phoned about five times in a row with all sorts of filthy (hetero) stories.
The last one he told was 'I was simul-poking two girls at a party and then I licked my fingers.
Could I have got the AIDS?' and the bloke on the other end said 'You've got a great
imagination and your stories have been, up until now, pretty erotic but could you please
get the fuck off the phone and let the homos have a chance'.
FACT.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:11,
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did he say itin a camp voice??
love this BBC on this day link: it's a mystery Mario
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Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:22,
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love this BBC on this day link: it's a mystery Mario