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# God man! Have you no pity! what a terrible thought!
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# If you can cook it in a microwave it isnt meat.
FAQT
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# it just sits in the microwave
watching you intently

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:55, archived)
# until the bell rings at it releases its hate upon you, bacteria style
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# letting forth a bukkake of angry bacterial death
in a bun
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# How very dare you?
I can do a perfect roast chicken in the microwave and sausages are fine if you don't care that they don't brown ( but sausages might not be meat, apart from bollocks and lips ).
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# And anus. Dont forget anus
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# fuck, now I want
sausages.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# now I have the urge to cook those lorne sausages sitting in the fridge
with a nice bit of cheese on top

and plenty of tomato sauces
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15, archived)