YOU HAVE AN AXE
A PACKET OF CRISPS AND A SQUIRREL WITH TITS.
THERE IS AN OLD GINGER MAN IN THE CORNER TALKING ABOUT COCKS
AVAILABLE EXITS ARE SOUTH, EAST AND DENNIS*.
WHAT DO YOU DOOOOOO
*that's the last time I try to be subtle about my homestar runner references.
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hexachordal la la la la la,
Sat 10 May 2008, 4:31,
archived)