Tell your cousin I'm rubbing my thighs furiously at them and BLEATING.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18,
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At the risk of repeating myself
stick with me kid, and I'll show you the world.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22,
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I've already seen the world.
Quite dull and there were inadequate tea and coffee making facilities.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28,
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I always take some with me.
well, sugar, coffee and whitener at the very least. Then all I need is fire and water.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:30,
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Unfortunately fire doesn't function over 2000 ft, so that's a lot of the world tealess.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:33,
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All primed for the OSCILLATION, then.
Tell her to bend over and shut her left eye. NOT THE RIGHT ONE.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23,
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she has refused!!!
she remains seared in a leather swivel chair, gently sweating.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:36,
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she says you can have a quickie
...divorce, that is, as she now has to go back to work.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45,
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...divorce, that is, as she now has to go back to work.
Haha, sucker.
I'm sitting in the tiny blacked out spare room, which has had the blinds and windows shut for weeks and is really cool.
Plus I added a fan for good measure.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:38,
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Plus I added a fan for good measure.
*points to massive aircon unit above her*
and our flat's lovely most of the summer as we've got the massive patio doors.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:39,
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Yes, but I don't live with my parents.
And I'm ok being here, I have annual leave tomorrow and wednesday.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:42,
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Hah, you're totally my dad's type.
He loves a little Italian number.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:47,
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