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# Nah, I haven't bothered.
I'm sure my girlfriend will if she ever moves in.
She names everything.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# everything?
come on then, tell us what she's named your little trouser chappie
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# She has named him.
I'm not going to tell you what though.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# tell me! i must know!
is it rumpelstiltskin?
robert mugabe?
mr. sausage?
admiral porkus?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# If I say she calls him Mr Third Leg,
would you believe me?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i would believe
that that's what you named him. women are not normally that generous.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Bah.
Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# heheheh
i'd go with admiral porkus myself, it has a nice military ring.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Do you like a cock with a nice military ring?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# yes
i like them to stand to attention!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:45, archived)