I haven't had the pleasure unfortunately..
I love the idea though of beating someone around the head and shoulders with a Ron Jeremy rubber cock
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 17 May 2008, 15:43,
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They're probably standard issue to the Amsterdam police force round the Red Light District,
that'd get the tourists in order pretty sharply!
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..wil,
Sat 17 May 2008, 15:51,
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