gosh, er,
..back in a minute
will you trade her in for two of these:

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 23:50,
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Miss Stroke UK?
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 23:54,
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don't mind if i do
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 23:54,
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Is that 'Miss Enfield'?
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 23:58,
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miss enema 2007
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 23:59,
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?!
She looks nothing like Celine Dione!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 20 May 2008, 0:00,
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