I've never been to Vienna.
Honestly. But there was this one time, I was supposed to meet her in Vienna and I got called back from Barcelona for a major important thing that is major important to blokes so she spent our anniversary with strange Austrians.
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An anecdote about how once, you didn't go to Vienna.
Perfect.
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