you couldn't shag flockhart!you'd be distracted by your dick poking through the skin on her back.
if you had a dick.
(if you had a dick.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:42,
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could be worse, i suppose*suppresses mental images of sarah jessica park bench*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47,
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If I had a willyyou'd not be able to contain yourself.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47,
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you know my motto:if it moves, fuck it.
if it doesn't move, fuck it till it does.
(if it doesn't move, fuck it till it does.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49,
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