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# Flirting with freaks on the internet is a good scare tactic.
Hell, just talking to guys on a forum is enough to freak them out and spaff a bit too soon.




BUT I'M A FUCKING STUD REALLY, I'M ACTUALLY HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I have had the reply
"A girl is talking to me, what do I do?!"
far too many times now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# *FREAKS OUT*
*PANICS*
*SWEATS*
*AWKWARD SMILE*
UHH..

*BREATHES HEAVILY*
H.. H.. HI..?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# *puts brown bag over your mouth and dabs you with a cold flannel*
You'll get through this!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:07, archived)
# I'm not being your grocery gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I lol'd.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)