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# There were no top and tails at my sister's wedding seeing as they'd been engaged since the dawn of time and it was just a registry affair.
However I did wear an absolutely massive 70s tie with blue dragons on it. Although I still looked like a twat as untailored suits and most clothes in general make me look like a perfect square due to my stupid body proportions.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I'm sure you looked splendid, sir.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Not really, I didn't even have my good beard on!
This is back when I still have the max and paddy doorman style of beard, looking short and several kilometres wide did not help shift the image either.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I now have a lovely image of
you having this Removable Beard facility, allowing the choice of facial hair to suit one's day.

Hmmm, bit cold out, so 'Bushy' today, I reckon. :D
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I do.
The wonderful removable beard article known as a razor. You should try it.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I quite like my beard.
:(
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)