This Board needs moar poetry, less mad lyrics.VON TRAVENS DIRIGIBLE
Von Traven's dark dirigible
was generally derisible.
Its size was quite formidable,
but otherwise it failed.
This sinister inflatable's
condition was unrateable.
Its bouyancy - debatable
(It floundered when it hailed).
To leaks it was susceptable,
Its crew was unacceptable,
Its scanners quite deceptable -
It wasn't built for crime.
Its sections weren't divisible,
Defences - rather risible.
It rarely turned invisible,
And couldn't jump through time!
Its steering simply damnable,
Its safety record slammable.
Utterly inflammable -
It often burned to ash.
It wasn't unassailable
And thus was un-resaleable.
Better models were available
but Traven had no cash.
- Prof. Wutherford, 2007
(Von Traven's dark dirigible
was generally derisible.
Its size was quite formidable,
but otherwise it failed.
This sinister inflatable's
condition was unrateable.
Its bouyancy - debatable
(It floundered when it hailed).
To leaks it was susceptable,
Its crew was unacceptable,
Its scanners quite deceptable -
It wasn't built for crime.
Its sections weren't divisible,
Defences - rather risible.
It rarely turned invisible,
And couldn't jump through time!
Its steering simply damnable,
Its safety record slammable.
Utterly inflammable -
It often burned to ash.
It wasn't unassailable
And thus was un-resaleable.
Better models were available
but Traven had no cash.
- Prof. Wutherford, 2007
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:27,
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dirigible...lovely word, just rolls off the ton...oh the humanity!
cor, dirigiblesAn airship, dirigible or Zeppelin is a lighter-than-air (buoyant) aircraft that can be steered and propelled through the air using rudders and propellers or other thrust. Unlike other aerodynamic aircraft such as fixed-wing aircraft (airplanes) and helicopters, which produce lift by moving a wing or airfoil through the air, aerostatic aircraft, such as airships and hot air balloons, stay aloft by filling a large cavity, such as a balloon, with a gas less dense than the surrounding air.
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:48,
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Here, I wrote a poem for you. FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!Old Darth Vader had a man named ash,
whose requisite was a purple sash.
He rarely left his home without,
a plastic spoon and dreadful gout.
All aboard a midnight weary,
he sat in hand with sith a cheery.
The two of they had girls to court,
to a film then siege a fort.
But for all their boast and dreadful fun,
they could not shake that naughty hun.
Hitler bode them well that night,
just one more sleep before their fright.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:44,
archived)
whose requisite was a purple sash.
He rarely left his home without,
a plastic spoon and dreadful gout.
All aboard a midnight weary,
he sat in hand with sith a cheery.
The two of they had girls to court,
to a film then siege a fort.
But for all their boast and dreadful fun,
they could not shake that naughty hun.
Hitler bode them well that night,
just one more sleep before their fright.