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# I'm mainly chocolate
with a sugar coating
*edit* not really- I'm salty like most folk
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# you shall be licked extra hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# in that case I take the saltiness back
and add honey
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# oohh, you evil tempter!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# 100s and 1000s ?
but no crushed nuts
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# whipped cream?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# i shall need to hose my seat down if you don't stop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# whips & cream?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *slides sideways off chair*
damn you, monty!
*shakes fist from floor level*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *joins you on the floor with a carton of custard*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *crawls frantically away*
not custard! i HATE custard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# dammit- I've ruined the atmos
chocolate sauce and handcuffs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# oooohh, yes!
you bring the chocolate sauce, i'll bring the handcuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)